Taking One for the Team

Ok so I'm going to admit to something that I'm not super proud of. It wasn't my finest moment by a long shot but I was doing my duty as a good housemate. I took one for the team, sacrificed my dignity, boosting my brownie points in the house. I can't stall this any longer so here goes.... I stole some toilet rolls from the theatre toilets...(pause).... There I said it, alright? We were running low on toilet rolls and the shops were closed. Me and a mate had gone to the theatre and I saw my opportunity and took it. Go on say it!! I've hit an all time low havent I? Forget about a degree, the BBC are never going to hire me when they find out about this. I might aswell just quit uni straight away, no one will have me when they find out I'm a toilet roll stealer, I'll never be trusted alone in the loos again. Lock up the toilets, she's coming past. I thought I was being civilised, gaining posh points in going to the theatre but no, as always, I somehow managed to lose them, sabatage myself in my quest to become slightly more la-di-da. So there we go, its been decided, I wont be getting my dream career because I stole toilet rolls from the toilets of a theatre. Yes you may say it was trivial and in the scheme of things completely not worth it but I disagree, I may have lost my dignity but least I gained an applause from my housemates as I entered the house holding toilet roll above my head and singing "we will survive."